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I was researching whether any cannabis bills are in the ballot and found the Greens discarded bill from 2009.

Shame on these 86 members of parliament for suppressing this medicinal cannabis bill! Below you can see a table of who did and did not vote for Metiria Turei’s Medicinal Cannabis bill back on that sad day in July of 2009. She is from the green party. The sad thing is that if you click on this link to a search for ‘cannabis’ on Parliament’s Proposed Members Bills search, you see there is not currently a single bill in the ballot currently.

So I called up the Parliamentary office of Greens co-leader Metiria, and spoke with Jack Mcdonald about my issues, and wishes to have the bill re-introduced, here is a video transcript of me making the call today.

I then proceed to ask Jack about the system and how it works, as I am very interested in resolving this stand off between pot smokers and the government.

For a number of reasons Metiria is no longer championing her medicinal cannabis bill: She no longer holds the justice portfolio; is now a co-leader and is understandably pushing the more generally appealing housing bill; and because each member can have only 1 members bill in the ballot at a time it would need to be re-introduced by another member. The Greens have 14 members and 7 bills in the ballot, so there is room for a bill I say, and the cooling off stand down period has likely expired therefore the bill can be re-introduced. The ballot spins generally 12 per year and there are currently 70 bills in the ballot on the proposed members bills page.

Therefore Jack mentioned I petition Kevin Hague to re-introduce the bill on 04 817 8253 which I plan to…

Justice minister is currently, Amy Adams, arguably a carbon copy of Crusher Collins, and just as dodgy.

List of MPs who voted for and against the Medicinal Cannabis bill in 2009

Ayes 34
Ardern J Fenton (P) Kedgley Robertson G
Beaumont Fitzsimons King A (P) Roy H (P)
Boscawen Garrett Lees-Galloway Sepuloni
Bradford Graham Locke (P) Street
Burns Hague (P) Mackey Turei
Chauvel (P) Harawira Moroney (P) Twyford (P)
Cunliffe (P) Hide (P) Norman (P)
Delahunty Hipkins Pillay (P) Teller:
Dyson Hodgson Prasad Chadwick
Noes 84
Adams Dean Key (P) Shanks (P)
Anderton (P) Dunne (P) King C (P) Sharples (P)
Ardern S (P) English (P) Laban (P) Sio
Auchinvole (P) Finlayson Lee (P) Smith L (P)
Bakshi (P) Flavell (P) Lotu-Iiga Smith N
Barker (P) Foss (P) Macindoe te Heuheu (P)
Bennett D (P) Gilmore Mahuta Tisch (P)
Bennett P (P) Goff (P) Mallard (P) Tolley (P)
Blue Goudie Mapp (P) Tremain
Borrows Groser (P) McClay Turia (P)
Bridges (P) Guy (P) McCully (P) Upston
Brownlee (P) Hawkins (P) Nash Wagner
Calder (P) Hayes (P) O’Connor (P) Wilkinson
Carter D Heatley (P) Parata Williamson (P)
Carter J Henare (P) Parker (P) Wong (P)
Choudhary (P) Horomia (P) Peachey Woodhouse (P)
Coleman Hughes Power Young (P)
Collins (P) Huo (P) Quinn
Cosgrove (P) Hutchison Ririnui (P)
Curran (P) Joyce (P) Robertson H (P)
Dalziel (P) Katene (P) Roy E Teller:
Davis Kaye Ryall (P) Goodhew

Motion not agreed to.

The result corrected after originally being announced as Ayes 34, Noes 86.

The MOJ showing it has no consciousness, and simply going through the motions ruining good honest pot growers lives. At the time of writing this blog post on 17 September, a search on Google for “Kelly van Gaalen” cannabis brings up a huge number of pages covering the story with unique opinion pieces. Here is a selection of what I found today: 30 different domains with articles on the subject, and scroll down for a list of all 28 pages on NZ Herald about this cannabis case. Well now after this blog post goes live, another domain with an article about this travesty of justice.




















“It costs nearly $100,000 a year to keep someone in prison. Can anyone really say that that’s money well spent in this case? Can anyone really say that jailing this woman will make us safer, or improve our society? Imprisoning recreational drug users who harm no-one but themselves is simply pointless and wasteful, and the sooner we stop doing it the sooner the police can refocus their resource son real crime.”



“Peter Dunne says the new approach on drugs will show compassion, innovation and proportion.”

NZ’s we’ve gone through a period probably from the 1970s where the rhetoric was all about the war on the drugs as we look around all the countries



It has een been covered in a fully German article:


“Grof schandaal in Nieuw-Zeeland: wegens het bezit van 684 gram wiet – afkomstig van twee potente buitenplanten in haar tuin – moet de 38-jarige Kelly van Gaalen, moeder van drie kinderen, 2 jaar de gevangenis in. Op sociale media zijn acties gestart om haar te helpen.”


“It costs nearly $100,000 a year to keep someone in prison. Can anyone really say that that’s money well spent in this case? Can anyone really say that jailing this woman will make us safer, or improve our society? Imprisoning recreational drug users who harm no-one but themselves is simply pointless and wasteful, and the sooner we stop doing it the sooner the police can refocus their resource son real crime.”


Any economist will tell you that according to his/her textbook all you will achieve by reducing the supply is rising prices. This in turn will lead to more crime to pay for more expensive drugs to feed your habit or just to have a good time. The economists believing in market theory agree that you cannot solve any real or perceived drug problem by fiddling with the supply side. Nobel-Prize Winning Economists: The War On Drugs Is A Catastrophic ‘Billion-Dollar Failure’ reads the headline in Business Insider Australia. “The pursuit of a militarized and enforcement-led global ‘war on drugs’ strategy has produced enormous negative outcomes and collateral damage.”


“A group is heading to Parliament today to protest against the imprisonment of Kelly van Gaalen and to call for cannabis to be legalised in New Zealand.”




“Police had no evidence of dealing for profit, and the judge jailed her on the basis of supply simply because of the amount she possessed.”


List of all 28 NZ Herald articles mentioning Kelly van Gaalen case:






























August 12th Issue of Neighbourly



This article is not related to the Kelly van Gaalen case, but is interesting to note it shows high cannabis use in NZ:


New Zealand Drug Detection Agency workplace testing figures show 6784 workplace drug tests were conducted in the Bay of Plenty region last year, of which 8 per cent were “non-negative”.

The use of home detention has caused incarceration to skyrocket. New Zealand has very high imprisonment! Only 8 people were convicted of smoking weed in 2012 but suppliers are punished severely. It’s almost De facto decriminalised already! It’s high time to tax cannabis. Less income for gangs; More jobs created; Less Prisons; Higher GDP. The proceeds of crime act is not a very effective tax collection method, and the total recovered is dropping over time. Nice people take drugs too.

August 2015 Infographic

August 2015 Infographic

Open letter to all political parties for the next election:

Dear [Insert Political Partyname here]

  • Where is your cannabis policy?
  • What is being done?
  • Is a private members bill in the ballot currently?
  • If not, why not?
  • What is being done to draft the legislation to remove cannabis from the misuse of drugs act, and create a tax system like colorado where the grower is taxed:
    • the first $40 million in tax per year is given to schools
    • no tax for medicinal cannabis

I will only vote for you if you work towards this goal. After all it would increase our economic prosperity.

The 2015 edition of our poster series featured our favourite Einstein quote up in prime position.

Einsteins quote on Marijuana Prohibition

Einsteins quote on Marijuana Prohibition

So I filed an official information act request on 2 July.

On 24 July I get this glorious, dripping in it’s own THC-oiled wickedness beauty of a document. Thank you sweet Jesus… I mean Alex Renton! Bless you and you are with our god Lorde now. Climbing that rope of hemp into heaven. Now off to roll another baton…

Evidence Peter Dunne Alex Renton

Evidence Peter Dunne Alex Renton

Now please check the almost original PDF. I just had to redact my name, well, after all I am SecretStoner//www.legalise.org.nz/pdf/evidence-peter-dunne-alex-renton-24072015150639%20REDACTED.pdf

Is it possible to objectively measure the fairness of a justice system?

Idea: A leaflet would ask prisoners if they want to volunteer to be part of the survey, in exchange for a piece of fruit, 50g of cheese and 50g of chocolate per prisoner up to our limit per prison.

What percentage of inmates feel they were wrongly convicted?

Questions will be mostly general with true/false type answers:
  • How many charges are you facing?
    • integer number/n/a*
    • if the charges are very numerous, its ok to simplify or group them
    • this should allow you to provide succinct answers with clarity, for example to improve on a “maybe for all” to allow “yes to 1” and “no to 2”
  • For each charge or group of charges, were they drugs charge/s?
    • true/false/n/a*
  • Do you believe some or all of your charges are false? In other words were you wrongly accused/convicted?  Please answer no if you purely feel that the sentence was unreasonably harsh.
    • charges were true/charges were false/n/a*
    • If no, they can leave. If yes, continue
  • Is the law itself and/or it’s application was either wrongly interpreted by the courts, or is in fact an invalid law itself?
    • law itself is invalid/the law incorrectly interpreted to its intent/n/a*
  • If you feel wrongly accused/convicted, is this due in your opinion to a lack of non-circumstantial prima facie evidence, in terms of either quantity or quality in your opinion? Quantity can mean either zero  evidence or total lack, or incorrect quantity. Quality can mean the quality of the evidence was not high enough or was incorrectly understood; or also that evidence was tampered with or otherwise corrupted by police or witnesses.
    • due to bad evidence/evidence was sufficient/n/a*
    • quantity/quality/both/neither/n/a*
    • eg was it evidence quantity related or evidence quality related or related to both?
    • If no positive answers please skip next question
  • In regards to perceived lack of evidence in your own case, at which level do you feel the evidential quality reduction / tampering / falsifying / incorrect interpretation seems to have entered the chain?
    • please circle ideally just one to three of the following help us understand this best
    • judge / prosecution / detective / arresting officer / witnesses / own lawyer / yourself / systems failure / evidence was barred from being entered by the court / police destroyed evidence / none of the above / no comment for each charge please

* n/a means added to each question is option for not sure/no comment and answers apply for each charge

Use of Home Detentions is masking NZ's Drug Problem

Use of Home Detentions is masking NZ’s Drug Problem

Take a very close look at the graph above. In, fact, download the XLXS if you like and use it in your reporting. You can check the accuracy from the source* basically it’s the Department of Justice.

It shows that since the introduction of, and/or beginning of recording of Home Detention statistics, their use has now grown to fully over 100% the size of the actual prison population. That point was reached in 2010 when the total number sentenced to one of the 3 home detentions exceeded the total number of prison sentences. In 2014, the number in home detention was 127% higher than the total prison population as far as sentences handed down goes (16,176 / 7,114).

Naturally these data points are for all of NZ and for all types of crime not just drugs related. But I think you can read between the lines. People only take drugs due to lack of community – and because the world around them is crumbling down, while reptiles are at the helm.

Data Source: http://nzdotstat.stats.govt.nz/wbos/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=TABLECODE7353


I’m not a big ACDC fan, but I love the first half of Back in Black (before the bridge) recorded in the Netherlands with Phil Rudd on drums. Without a doubt he is the man.

If I was going to see ACDC it would be so that I can see Phil Rudd on drums!

He can not be replaced by another drummer. Although he was replaced, he returned in 1994.

Behind every good band is a great drummer.

From wikipedia:

One thing to note about both videos (Back in Black) is the original 1980 video features drummer Phil Rudd, who appears on the actual track, while the 1986 video features Simon Wright who replaced Rudd in 1983. However, Rudd would return in 1994. This is not the first time Wright appeared in an AC/DC video for a track originally recorded with Rudd. Rudd appeared on Flick of the Switch (1983) while Wright appeared on the tour and videos for that album.

Most of the great music we love today was made by crazy people like this out of their minds on drugs. Cannabis prohibition is all about white culture raping killing and pillaging other indigenous cultures, religions, traditions, and ancient herbal medicine.


El Chap

El Chapo – got the good shiz aight!

Lately we’ve heard a lot about El Chapo the greatest drug lord of all time. How about at the same time we also talk about perhaps Mexico should tax and regulate Cocaine instead? It would make a huge amount of money, and has plenty of airports to ship it out quickly. Instead of providing literally billions of dollars to an out of control armed militia.

Funny the parallel below to Al Capone. The Drug War is from the same international projection of a domestic psychos that brought you The Prohibition.


Here is an edited wikipedia entry:

In 2011 Forbes magazine ranked Guzmán as one of the most powerful people in the world every year (ranking 41st, 60th and 55th). He was named as the 10th richest man in Mexico (1,140th in the world) in 2011, with a net worth of roughly US$1 billion. The magazine also calls him the “biggest drug lord of all time”, and the US DEA estimates he has surpassed the influence and reach of Pablo Escobar, and now considers him “the godfather of the drug world”. In 2013, the Chicago Crime Commission named Guzmán “Public Enemy Number One” for the influence of his criminal network in Chicago, though there is no evidence that Guzmán has ever been in that city. The last person to receive such notoriety was Al Capone in 1930.

Al Capone in 1930

Al Capone in 1930

Look at how high the NZ Prison Rate is!

Not including Home Detention / Community Supervision w/ Electronic Monitoring

NZ Prison Rates

NZ Prison Rates

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